My parents and I went to see the USS Constitution earlier today, and in the parking lot was the most beautiful thing I think I’ve ever seen, a blue Harley Davidson 883 (I didn’t notice the exact type). All I can say is, wow, this thing was stupendously gorgeous and I really really want one. I’ve been fantasizing a bit about getting a Vespa, but fuck that, they cost about $4k and this thing only costs $7k. I think the more baller choice is clear.
But seriously though, I would feel so guilty having a motorcycle – my parents are both doctors and I’ve been hearing about “donorcycle” death rates since I was old enough to walk. But it was sooo pretty…
A Chum of Chance 